RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!
RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!

RESTOCK! Snarky Pen Sets-Multiple Styles!

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These Pen Sets are HILARIOUS!  They make GREAT GAG GIFTS!  Have a Cat or Dog Parent out there? Or even a parent to a human? A Teacher or a Customer Service Rep?  The Anxiety, Adulthood, Complimentary or Reefer Sets are just a hoot!  Grab up a set or two and don’t forget Christmas is literally around the corner!!

 

SETS:


Anxiety-

OMG Are You Mad At Me?

BRB Let Me OverthinkThis

Even My Anxiety Has Anxiety

I Came. I Saw. I Had Anxiety So I Left.

Can't Wait To Worry About Everything Today!

 

Teachers -

Coffee. Teach. Wine. Repeat.

Dreaming of Summer Break

Grade Now, Cry Later

I Teach Therefore I Drink

Teaching for the Money and Fame

 

Reefer Madness-

Can't Buy Happiness But Can Buy Cannabis

Herb Nerd

It's 4:20 Somewhere

Home Is Where The Weed Is

Nugs And Kisses

 

Parenting -

It Takes a Village and a Vineyard

Sorry I'm Late, I Have Kids

I Love My Ungrateful Children

My Parenting Style is Called Survivalist

RIP Sleeping In

 

Adulthood -

Very Reluctant Adult

Growing Up Was The Dumbest Thing I've Ever Done

Lover Of Cancelled Plans

I Need an Adultier Adult

So Much For Knowing Everything When I'm Older

 

Complimentary -

You're Very Easy To Like

You're Having An Amazing Hair Day

You Are Appreciated Big Time

Your Jokes Are Hilarious

You Are Crazy Mega Smart

 

Customer Service-

The Customer Is Always Wrong 

Outward Smiles, Inward Screams

Sorry, I'm On My Break

I Don't Know. I Just Work Here.

Here To Help! JK, Please Leave Me Alone

 

Cat Lovers-

Cats > People

Ask Me About My Cat

Sorry I'm Late, My Cat Was Napping On Me

Cats Are Cheaper Than Therapy

I Just Want To Pet All The Cats

 

Dog Lovers-

Dogs > People

Ask Me About My Dog

Sorry I Can't, I Have Plans With My Dog

Hi, Can I Pet Your Dog?

Dogs Are Cheaper Than Therapy

This is the general MOCO size chart used for tops, cardigans, dresses, and bottoms (not denim). Please use this a guideline.
We always include sizing recommendations in our clothing descriptions for your convenience.

DENIM SIZING:

We know buying denim online can be scary, but we have an entire team of fit models (all shapes and sizes) who try on all of our denim before we launch it and give sizing recommendations.  We have less than a 1% return rate on denim. You will often read or hear us reference how to compute your denim size off of your true MOCO Denim Size.

Regular MOCO Denim Sizing:

Your true MOCO denim size can be computed like this: Take your even size in a department store and size down to the next odd size. This is your true size. For example, Morgan is a 14 regular in department stores and her true MOCO denim size is a 13. Ashley is a 12 in department stores and her true MOCO denim size is an 11. Nicole is a 10 in department stores and her true MOCO denim size is a 9.

Plus MOCO Denim Sizing:

Your true MOCO denim size can be computed by taking your even size in a department store and going down to the next size. That is your true MOCO denim size. For example, Kasey is a 16w in department stores and her true MOCO denim size is a 14w. If you are a 20w in department stores, your true MOCO denim size is an 18w. If you are in between sizes (meaning you can wear two sizes in department stores depending on the brand), go with your smaller size to be your true MOCO denim size.

TRUST US!

If we tell you to stay true to size, stay with your true MOCO denim size. If we tell you to size down one size, size down one from you true MOCO denim size. For example, if we advise to size down one, Morgan gets an 11, Ashley gets a 9, Nicole gets a 7, Kasey gets a 14w. We might tell you to size down two sizes (we know that’s scary, please trust us!) or size up a size. Sizing up a size would mean that if your true size is an 11, you would get a 13.