Big Ass Lump Of Coal

Big Ass Lump Of Coal

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Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad. Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans. Product Specs: 3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal Made in the USA by humans, not elves May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a "super cute" gift for guys. Size: 10 oz.
This is the general MOCO size chart used for tops, cardigans, dresses, and bottoms (not denim). Please use this a guideline.
We always include sizing recommendations in our clothing descriptions for your convenience.

DENIM SIZING:

We know buying denim online can be scary, but we have an entire team of fit models (all shapes and sizes) who try on all of our denim before we launch it and give sizing recommendations.  We have less than a 1% return rate on denim. You will often read or hear us reference how to compute your denim size off of your true MOCO Denim Size.

Regular MOCO Denim Sizing:

Your true MOCO denim size can be computed like this: Take your even size in a department store and size down to the next odd size. This is your true size. For example, Morgan is a 14 regular in department stores and her true MOCO denim size is a 13. Ashley is a 12 in department stores and her true MOCO denim size is an 11. Nicole is a 10 in department stores and her true MOCO denim size is a 9.

Plus MOCO Denim Sizing:

Your true MOCO denim size can be computed by taking your even size in a department store and going down to the next size. That is your true MOCO denim size. For example, Kasey is a 16w in department stores and her true MOCO denim size is a 14w. If you are a 20w in department stores, your true MOCO denim size is an 18w. If you are in between sizes (meaning you can wear two sizes in department stores depending on the brand), go with your smaller size to be your true MOCO denim size.

TRUST US!

If we tell you to stay true to size, stay with your true MOCO denim size. If we tell you to size down one size, size down one from you true MOCO denim size. For example, if we advise to size down one, Morgan gets an 11, Ashley gets a 9, Nicole gets a 7, Kasey gets a 14w. We might tell you to size down two sizes (we know that’s scary, please trust us!) or size up a size. Sizing up a size would mean that if your true size is an 11, you would get a 13.